Hi!  I'm Lydia Laurenson, and I previously contributed a version to your 
page.  Here's another:

Kurt's Wesley Willis Mao
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Kurt is dealing.  Lydia is to Kurt's right, Joel is to Lydia's right, and 
Suzy is to Joel's right.  Kurt has all the cards.

Kurt begins to deal, saying, "This is a game of 5-card Wesley Willis Mao.  
The game is played like Uno; the object of the game is to get rid of all your 
cards.  Suit on suit, number on number, etc.  Game will begin with the dealer 
and continue to the dealer's right. Game play begins now; you may pick up 
your cards."

Everyone picks up 5 cards.  Kurt sets the deck in the middle and flips the 
top card.  It is a 9 of hearts.

Kurt plays a 2 of hearts and says, "Fly northwest airlines."

Lydia plays a 3 of hearts, then plays an 8 of hearts. (Joel shoots Lydia an 
evil look.)

Suzy plays a Queen of Hearts and says, "You my bitch!"

Joel and Kurt say, "Yes I am."

Kurt gives Lydia a card and says, "Failure to say "yes I am" when a queen is 
played."

Lydia accepts the card and says "Yes I am."

Kurt plays an ace of hearts and says, "Rock over London, rock over Chicago."

Suzy plays a 7 of hearts and says to Joel, "Have a nice day."

Joel says, "Thank you," and draws two cards.

Lydia plays a 5 of hearts and says, "I'm sorry, I have slimmed down.  I will 
get fat-assed again."

Kurt plays a 5 of spades and says, "5 of spades. I'm sorry, I have slimmed 
down.  I will get fat-assed again."

Suzy plays an Ace of spades and says, "Ace of spades.  Rock over London, rock 
over Chicago."

Kurt plays a 6 of spades and says, "6 of spades.  I'm sorry, I have gotten 
fat-assed.  I will slim down again.  Last card."

Lydia plays a Queen of spades and says, "Queen of Spades.  You my bitch!"

Everyone else says, "Yes I am."

Joel plays a jack of spades and says, "Jack of spades.  I whooped Batman's 
ass.  Diamonds."

Suzy plays a jack of diamonds and says, "I whooped Batman's ass.  Clubs.  
Last card."

Kurt draws a card.

Lydia draws a card.

Joel plays a 4 of clubs and says, "I love myself."

Suzy draws a card.

Kurt plays a 4 of hearts and says, "I love myself.  Last card."

... and so on.